how to “pander to sjws / feminists”: in depth characters and storytelling, non objectified female characters, characters of all manners of races, identities and backgrounds
how to pander to gamer boys: make titty wobble
I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone
I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have
I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
616. The Hufflepuff dormitories have a secret room full of Marvel, every comic and movie. They all work to keep it up to date, but only Hufflepuffs know it exists. Hufflepuffs would randomly quote Marvel all the time and the rest of the school always get really confused. One instance was when a Hufflepuff was pushed down the stairs and in unison every Hufflepuff started to scream “You will be avenged! I will get the Avengers!” and scared the crap out of the person who pushed them.