1. kitteningrayspaces:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    ohgodhesloose:

    *boop* *bap*

    "I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

    WHAT NO

    This made me giggle far too much

    (Source: catleecious, via greetings)

     
  2. knifeson:

    raaawrbin:

    I feel like very few, or at least not many of the people of tumblr are aware of what is going on in my home country Hong Kong right now.

    You guys gave alot of coverage and support when Scotland was voting for its independance, so I’m hoping you’ll all support the people of Hong Kong as well.

    Right now, many of us are in a mass demonstration of pro-democracy against China. But wait a sec, isn’t Hong Kong China? This is a big misconception amongst foreigners, but please, we are far from being similar to China at all.

    A little history class: Hong Kong used to be colonized by the British, and before you white-knights begin going all “them damn white racist ppl taking over another asian country” please don’t. We are thankful Britain took us under its wing and instilled in us values that I feel made us what we are today; that is, a democratic people with respect for free speech, amongst many things.

    On the other hand, China is communist, with government controlled media and news. Google, instagram, facebook and many tv shows are blocked in China. It really is just a few steps from North Korea imo.

    So what’s the problem here? Britain unfortunately had to hand back Hong Kong to China, but one of the requirements is that Hong Kong be allowed to operate as ‘one country two systems’, meaning Hong Kong should be able to have its own democratic government. But China has broken its promise. A while back, China tried to put a mandatory ‘national education’ curriculum in all our primary schools. We all know what that is; a communist brainwashing regime. And now, they have announced that in 2017 Hong Kong will be able to vote for its president; BUT only from 3 candidates hand picked by its PRO-BEIJING legislation.

    As you can see, China is trying to takeover completely and turn us into another communist state.

    Of course, we have taken to the streets. In a mirror if the Tiananmen protests, students have also stepped up to fight for our rights and our future, albeit in a peaceful protest of course. But the police force who have always been a friend of the people, are now responding with force, something that had never been done before in Hong Kong.

    First it was pepperspray, then teargas. Then, armed forces came in qith rubber bullets. They warn they will come out with live ammunition soon if we do not get off the streets but the people continue to sit tight, disrupting businesses China so strive to takeover and make use of. It’s been 2 days now, but the people plan to continue at least till 1st October or even beyond. The significance is that October 1st is China’s National day, not ours, Hong Kong has not been granted it’s own National day.

    Please spread the news. This is a country we’re talking about. These are my people.

    You can join this event to wear yellow in support of my people on October 1st.

    You can also read a more detailed explanation of what’s going down here and watch a live feed here.

    PLEASE, LET MORE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS.
    I’m from Hong Kong, I love my city. She need help now.

    (via godh8sfags2)

     

  3. tocifer:

    idiothair:

    I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues.

    sasuke, the deity of revenge and abstinence

    (via tocifer)

     
  4. llamasgotoheaven:

    lovenlife4me:

    Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

    (via godh8sfags2)

     
  5. sacchiiko:

    favorite female characters:

    Haruhi Fujioka

     
  6. tocifer:

    mahayana-na:

    mahayana-na:

    Technology in Naruto is pretty interesting. With shinobi using chakra for warfare, and the most common building materials in Konoha seemingly being wood and rotting metal, it’s easy to overlook the fact that the Naruto world has some pretty advanced technology. Kishimoto once stated that he would never put guns into his universe, but that didn’t stop him from putting a satellite into space. Or correct me if I’m wrong here, but those are satellite dishes mounted to the roof. And don’t they generally require… a satellite in space to broadcast?

    For that matter, the Naruto universe has television. We see Tsunade receiving messages from messenger birds, but here are the lords of the five countries communicating over television. It wouldn’t be odd for them to have telephone technology as well. They have optometrists and glasses, they have photography, they have plastic. Which means that somewhere out there, in the Naruto universe, there are factories and refineries. They don’t have cars, but they have industry. And the technology is distributed unevenly enough that we don’t notice its prescience in Konoha.

    Konoha even has electricity, but where does their electricity come from?Do they have nuclear power plants? Wind turbines? Solar energy? Do they generate electricity through some unknown-to-us process using chakra? Kishimoto only ever addresses how chakra works in the Naruto universe, but there is an odd mix between chakra usage and industrial technology in his universe. The top left panel features what look like batteries. The kanji on them mean “electricity”. Looking at the map of Konoha, I didn’t spot any obvious factories. But the electricity has to come from somewhere. And what about water treatment plants? They have running water, but when Sasuke and Naruto fight on the hospital roof before the timejump, they destroy what appear to be water tanks. And looking at the map of Konoha, there appear to be more water tanks mounted on the roofs of other large buildings. So the question is then, does Konoha have flowing water and sewers, or are they reliant on water tanks for all of their water usage?

    Shinobi villages are exceptions rather than the norm in the Naruto universe, and my guess is that outside of Konoha… ninja and chakra manipulation are rare. Konoha may even be one of the more rural places in this universe, especially in comparison to say, Amegakure, which has skyscrapers.

    Which… when you think about that bridge-builder Tazuna from the beginning of Naruto, there’s a pretty big discrepancy in technology and building techniques. But in the end, it’s not that different from our own world. I assume if you’re reading this on tumblr that you live in technologically developed cities for the most part. But there are places even in technologically developed countries where people still live off the land, or live with a mix of modern technology and rural techniques. So it’s something to think about in the Naruto world.

    lohrendrell

    i always thought that even though their world has technology konoha doesn’t use it as much as other places

    where’s that screencap of that random guy in naruto behind gai and kakashi walking around with an ipod

    (via collarpoints)

     

  7. mizbingley:

    I wish Itachi was around to see Sakura basically become a member of Might Dai, Gai, and Rock Lee’s Circle of Winners Who Became Frighteningly Powerful Through Their Hard Work and Motivation can you just imagine Sasuke pulling some broody shit on Sakura and Itachi just places a hand on Sasuke’s shoulder, eyes wide”brother no we need to go we need to leave NOW” Itachi is afraid to look at Sakura directly in the eyes he knows what’s up

    (Source: the-slug-princess, via collarpoints)

     

  8. brozoi:

    kakashi is only two years older than me. im going to shit myself. this is what it means to be a grownup. i dont know ANY jutsus and i only have two years to learn over a THOUSAND

    (via collarpoints)

     
  9. lila-peninha:

    The Head-Wrap

    Is it too late to jump on this bandwagon? If not, then here’s a bit of fun :)
    I’m more than ready for some much-needed happy endings. And Hinata. There should always be more Hinata.

    Enjoy!

    Oh my gosh I love this so much

     

  10. farmergaara:

    if i lie here

    if i just lay here

    would you lie with me and discuss naruto

    (via collarpoints)

     

  11. inknose:

    you’re not allowed to ironically like naruto. you’re not allowed to make fondly condescending jokes about naruto unless you have already pledged your life to loving naruto and everyone can see through such a shoddy ruse anyway. you’re not allowed to say you like naruto if you don’t respect it. don’t you dare take nar’s name in vain

    (via collarpoints)

     

  12. kagezukami:

    how can sakura and sasuke not end up together with such romantic moments like “totally ignoring the fact she exists 99% of the time” and “leaving her unconscious on a park bench at midnight” 

    (Source: shikamaru-420, via kakashitting)

     
  13. proudly-pro-choice:

    It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.

    -Allie

    (Source: nixoninajar, via palepixxie)

     
  14. chickensnack:

    TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

    (via xbox420)

     

  15. dermythosdessisyphos:

    wewillavenge-it:

    nickiminiall:

    isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

    Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

    glasses

    (via y-a-n-d-e-r-e)