1. (Source: ellendegeneres, via oomshi)

     
  2. thgiledelirium:

    pleatedjeans:

    "My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

    this is amazing

    (via godh8sfags2)

    Tagged #the best
     
  3. (Source: heroinesaddiction, via oomshi)

     
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  5. Fighting with you helped me open my eyes.. 
    687 || insp

    (Source: sasuge, via sasuge)

    Tagged #naruto #obito
     
  6. "I think I’d most like to spend a day with Harry. I’d take him out for a meal and apologize for everything I’ve put him through." J.K Rowling. 

    Happy Birthday, Jo! Thank you for existing and creating the amazing world all of us love and will cherish forever! (July 31st, 1965)

    (Source: rowlinginthedepp, via dracostargaryen)

     
  7. thewholockedarmyinitiative:

    keepalive66:

    pabus-tail:

    strawberryvespers:

    well-im-the-lord-of-time:

    passthecocaine:

    Yeah but can you imagine:

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

    Has a nice ring to it

    ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

    JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

    ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

    NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

    ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

    THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

    JAMES

    I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

    IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

    BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

    (Source: zuckerwattetraum, via hermione-ganja)

     

  8. "A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
    A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
    A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
    A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens."
     

  9. tny-stark:

    please note how the people who are mad about a black captain america are not mad about christian bale’s white moses

    (Source: petrsquill, via hermione-ganja)

     

  10. therailz:

    when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

    image

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  12. mishakoalins:

    A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

    (via ovo-love)

     
  13. sexypadfoot:

    New dust jacket covers by John Duddle. (available from September 1st!)

    Source and image credit

    (via dailypotter)

     

  14. batfricans:

    is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

    (Source: africans, via sandandglass)

     
  15. helovedherfirst:

    I was waiting for you. Lets go home.

    Through the darkness and good times,
    I knew I would make it through.
    The world thought I had it all but I was waiting for you.
    I can't believe I've been touched by an angel with love.

    (via murasakiace)