1. REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED

    (Source: thevirginharry, via tocifer)

     

  2. evilsupplyco:

    What is a hero without a villain?
    Useless.

    What is a villain without a hero?
    Successful.

    (via tocifer)

     
  3. "My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

    (Source: pedro-quill, via owlmylove)

     
  4. this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

    no one can convince me otherwise. 

    (Source: fyeahmovieclub, via lyxdelsic)

     

  5. why feminism should include trans women

    babydraygen:

    • they’re fucking women

    (via owlmylove)

     
  6. hereinlife13:

    These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

    http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

    (via owlmylove)

     
  7. (Source: rachel-actually, via owlmylove)

     
  8. prokopetz:

    This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

    Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

    Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

    The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

    I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

    The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

    So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

    Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

    Fucking wasps.

    (via owlmylove)

     
  9. wessasaurus-rex:

    breakfasttelevision:

    My school library gets it

    DONE

    (via lyxdelsic)

     
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  11. xwatchmerise:

    merosse:

    If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

    This is the best post I’ve ever read

    (via tocifer)

     

  12. stereofeathers:

    stereofeathers:

    stereofeathers:

    FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

    YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

     MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

    (via owlmylove)

     

  13. dutchster:

    "big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

    neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

    (via thenarutofandom)

     

  14. wagnetic:

    harblkun:

    despairsfortune:

    asexualrogers:

    octopiwhalestreet:

    yoquinto:

    okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

    A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

    image

    oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

    image

    Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

    IT GOT BETTER

    (Source: uncanny-xmen, via owlmylove)

     

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